The standard diet of a meat-eater is blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow...– John Robbins
Make it easy for people to deal with you.
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Girl: but if i have a boyfriend, and i kiss a girl, does that really count as cheating?
Me: if i punch you in the face with my left fist, but i'm right-handed, does that really count as me punching you in the face
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Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.